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The Castillo Chronicle
JULIAN CASTILLO
COPYWRITER
JVLIANCASTILLO@GMAIL.COM
1 in 6ix Pack Celebrates Latinx Heritage
The one-of-a-kind bottle became a street-art canvas of Latinx pride and iconography.
SENTOCK COLLAB SOLD AT AUCTION
From lowrider bikes, to calaveras and Quetzal birds — easter eggs from across the Latinx diaspora can be found on the bottle.
The One-in-6ix Pack was auctioned off to benefit UnidosUS, the oldest Latinx nonprofit in the country.
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CULTURE — Today, 1-in-6 Americans are of hispanic heritage. Conveniently, the no. 1 Mexican beer brand in America is known to be sold in 6-packs...
That's why Modelo celebrated Hispanic Heritage Month with a 1-of-1 collaboration with Chicano artist, Sentrock.
Local Copywriter Driven Mad Writing Fake Newspaper
@VEGAS — Sin City is becoming Super Bowl City in 2024 and @Vegas is kicking things off with a super-sized Road Trip.
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Keep your windshields clear and your eyes peeled
to see the Super Ball at the Grand Canyon, Red Rocks, The Vegas Strip and more.
Can't make it? Don't fret, you can follow along in real-time! Just follow @Vegas stories and social pages.
Naughty Nation Succumbs to Tempt-ation
THE GYM — The naughty little voice in your head has never been happier.
That's because Quest has found a way to make guilty cravings... good? Donuts, milkshakes, nacho cheese chips, even ice cream sundaes! Quest is packing it all with protein so you can Succumb over and over.
1,200lb Super Ball Comes to Las @Vegas
Chris Pratt Born to Play Mr. P in Big Game Spot
Pringles has casted the most famous Mr. P in the world to play the world's fmost iconic Mr. P — Julius Pringle.
All it took was a thick and luscious mustache for the internet to go crazy.
Who won the game? I don't want to talk about it...
But in the end, it was Pringles raising the trophy at the Andy Awards.
Volvo is High Voltage
From Yankee Stadium to Hollywood Hills, Volvo's supercharging their fleet and making quiet luxury quieter than ever with a fully-electric lineup.
You'll love the ride. Mother earth will love the results. Everybody's father will love the cargo space.
Toilet Paper Factory Discovered in Clouds
"The Angel Soft Factory! Where we make toilet paper soft and strong!"
Even in Advertising
5 worker babies and 1 infant intern were discovered here, without any adult angel supervision.
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The skydiver was sent home with a value pack of hot-off-the-press toilet paper.
It is the perfect balance of soft and strong, he claims. No injuries reported.
THE CLOUDS — A sky diver made a pillowy discovery last night when he landed in the lobby of a toilet paper factory.
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He was even more surprised to find it staffed entirely of baby angels.
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When asked where he was, Angel (the factory Manager) responded with a giggle —
Meat: Tasty Treat? or Ancient Power Source?
The pyramids. Seafaring vikings. Roman soldiers. Experts claim these people were NOT powered by protein bars or fancy "superfoods" but by the original protein—MEAT.
If it could power those ancient dudes through THAT stuff, what could it power you through today?
BREAKING: People of Color Exist
LOS ANGELES — Marketing execs and industry leaders were flabbergasted to realize that diverse talent lives amongst us. And apparently congregates every year at the ADCOLOR conference to celebrate excellence and effectiveness.
STAFFED ENTIRELY BY CUTE BABIES
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